so marp calls up to see what we're to have for dinner.
marp: any ideas for dinner?
me: ...pizza? we haven't had that in ages and it means no cooking.
me: i want... ok, i want a pizza with loads of bananas, fresh tomatoes, mushrooms, curry, tomato sauce and cheese. no chicken or other meat.
me: ..but i want, like, LOADS of bananas. like, they always say they put a whole banana on it, i want, like, TWO bananas!
marp: two bananas?!
me: yes! two bananas! mmmmm!
marp: ...i don't think they'll use two bananas. it's too expensive.
me: soo? i'll pay extra for the second banana, how expensive can two bananas be?!
marp: but... two bananas... no.
me: come on, if i just plain ate two bananas, it wouldn't be weird, it would just warrant a comment like "whoa, in the mood for bananas, huh?" but because i want two bananas on a pizza, it's "too much"? i want two bananas.
me: oh, i get it. you feel awkward telling the guy you want two bananas on the pizza?
marp: kind of.
me: okay. so... do you want me to call and make the order and you just make the pick-up?
me: but you'll still have to claim THE BANANA PIZZA when you pick it up..
marp: i'll wear a ski-mask.
i just called and made the order. i was sneaky. i have asked for extra banana before but never seem to get it, so this time i asked how much banana they normaly use (he said they use one whole banana), so i asked them to use two, and yes, i'll pay extra.
i am now extreeeeemely eager to see the result. i will be most annoyed if it doesn't look like two banana's worth of slices on that pizza, hahaha.
in other news: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my MOM! :D :D